So sad… I have free tickets to watch American Gangster this Saturday, but there is no one who is free to watch with me…
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American Gangster
Thursday, January 17th, 2008ARGHHHHH
Wednesday, October 24th, 2007why am i workin OT when i am serving notice?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
alone
Thursday, September 27th, 2007you look left, there’s a couple.
you look right, there’s another couple.
you look in front, there’s yet another couple.
arrgh…dammit.
Right. Auditors are H.O.T.
Tuesday, July 24th, 2007
“Auditors are hot”. Boldly emblazoned on a white T-shirt, this is the message Emily Tan, 21, has for those who think that accounting and those who do it are a snore. While studying accountancy, Emily, together with four friends, started the website Auditors in White selling T-shirts bearing slogans ranging from the abovementioned declaration to others like “Audit brings me to places” and “Auditors love ginger A-L=E”.
Their enthusiasm for “revamping” the image of auditors started when two of Emily’s friends started discussing how auditing and accountancy are often perceived as boring.With a laugh, Emily maintained: “But we don’t think so!”
Just 1 question lass: So why are you a management trainee with JP Morgan Asia Finance when being an AUDITOR IS HOT?
I am so dead….
Wednesday, June 13th, 2007I accidentally erased my dad’s handphone contact list whilst trying to transfer over the numbers from the phone to the SIM card…….. arghhhh….. Stupid motorola phones!!!
Face spa
Monday, June 11th, 2007Met the insurance agent on the first working day of my leave and invested $6K of my OA. Hope his partner is trustworthy.
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My brother signed up for the online bank statment from Citibank and got a freebie for a body or face spa. Since he won’t be in the country, i decided to help him utilise the gift! I am so nice!
Called up to make an appointment, but #^@#$ the body spa is only for ladies. Didn’t have much of a choice but to go for the face spa. Had a hard time locating the outlet since the address stated in the letter was closed on that day, and if i never called to check, i would have wasted the free gift!
The so called face spa was nothing more than a facial, and of course after the facial, they would tried to psycho me to sign up for their packages. $2100 for 20 sessions + 10 sessions free! So expensive lor… And when she told me that i could either go for facial or body spa/massage, i was like WTH, you told me body spa only for ladies? She gave some lousy reason which i did not even bother to remember. I told her i wasn’t interested.
So they propose to tweak job application forms…
Sunday, May 27th, 2007…to leave out gender, age and pictures so as to prevent discrimination?
I think that’s a crap idea. I mean, so what if i do not need to fill in my gender/age/picture? Can’t the employer tell/gauge my gender from my name alone? Then what about NRIC number? That’s a dead giveaway for age.
Ok, i take it that this brilliant idea gets the go ahead. A lingerie shop is looking for staff, and by the fact that gender is no longer required to be disclosed, means i can apply to work there? What about the time wasted by the HR of the company in arranging interview sessions, only to find that i look hideous (thus not suitable for sales), or i am a guy (thus not suitable for selling lingerie)? Doesn’t that waste everybody’s time? Crap lor.
Stirred and very shaken…
Thursday, May 10th, 2007I almost got knock down by a car and died…….
Went jogging around the neighbourhood and i was just a junction away from the home stretch. Looking to my right, i did not see any cars coming. I wanted to cross to keep the momentum running, but it was still green light.
Then the traffic light turned amber, so i did not look to my right, thinking (whatever was i thinking about??) that there wont be any more cars coming from that direction. Instead i was focused on the left side of the road, wanting to cross the road before the cars turn right.
Seeing the cars on my left not moving, i decided to run across the road. The next thing i heard was horns blaring and feeling the whip of air on my right leg. A car just went past, missing me by inches! If i had been running slower, or even stared running across the road 1 second later, i think i would have died….or worse become paralyzed…
I was berating myself for not checking the traffic, and it was only awhile later that i rem that the asshole driving the car was running the red light! Tmd….
